ATIAC will return on Wednesday, December 14th because I have to work for 12 hours today.

As usual, I am drunk in this video, so it is seven and a half minutes long (which is like … six years in internet time). I apologize. I really only make videos when I’m drunk.

TL;DW Version: “Seattle is cold. I’m in love. Can I please have a dollar? I might get to write a real book. Nobody likes advertisements. You are really great.”

I hate interrupting the neverending stream of chatty wildlife. I wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t important to me. Whether or not you donate, I love you and I think you smell nice. I want to go to a coffeeshop with you and make fun of scones.

Thank you for reading.